How To Make The Perfect Cup Of Tea

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I'm Emma Wilson as many a true nerd and welcome to a little topic that as a British person. I spent quite a lot of time thinking about and that is how to make the perfect cup of ea. So I wanted to put together a quick guide to that all of you know how to do this? So here we are this is the mug that I have chosen obviously. If you're doing this for more than one then you'll probably want a teapot but for just one a teapot is a bit of a waste. So just use mug the first thing to add in is the  teabag.

 If anyone told you, they put the milk in first that person is wrong . They are wrong teabag goes in first, I personally prefer PG tipps that's my favorite bag. I believe that the pyramid bag is superior it's probably not. It's probably a marketing gimmick after that point you want to add in the sugar obviously.

You want the sugar to be in the hot water as long as possible, So you don't add in the sugar after you've added the water because otherwise the sugars got less time to dissolve and you want it to dissolve fully now.

The next thing,  You're gonna want to do is you're  going to want to set up the pentagram and the clue is in the title this you've no idea, how many people get this wrong pentagram has five points this is the Star of David. This is a pentagram so once, You've got your pentagram set up just return your mug to the center of the pentagram you don't have to be kind of bang on right in the center but just as long as it's in the central section.

That's absolutely fine next you're going to want to add in the water at this point from a freshly boiled kettle and if you're going to be adding milk. Make sure you leave enough room to add the milk later so obviously the tea know has to brew for a couple of minutes.

 So you've got a good opportunity here to conduct the goat sacrifice it doesn't actually need to happen at this point but, It now's as good a time as any and you will generally have a bit of a pause here while you're waiting for the tea to brew. If you happen to have got any goat blood actually inside the mug don't be afraid to just quickly get that out that is not an offence against his dog lordship as long as.

 You've got a good amount of blood from the freshly slaughtered goat actually on your pentagram that's all you need to do. It does not need to actually be inside the rim of the mug. So dude feel free to just wipe that away.

 Next you're going to want to give the tick quick stir just while you'll also begin the invocation to summon our Dark Lord all has aren’t bear in mind . You must stir anti clockwise anti-clockwise is what summons out has read to our plane. If you stir clockwise you are pushing him further away from our plane. He doesn't like that when he does eventually come. He will bathe in the blood of a thousand children for each clockwise stir so anti-clockwise only feasts of the weaker east over deep temple of Qasr.

 It all yeah and the very final step you want to add in the milk generally unless you've got a good reason to do otherwise you semi-skimmed milk that to the green top in the UK or 2%. if you are in America and then you just keep pouring in the milk until, You see the first cloud of milk appear up through the tea as well as feeling the first wave of madness wash over.  You as our door Claude approaches that's generally the point where you've got the right amount of milk in and after a final quick stir there.

 We are ladies and gentlemen that is how you make a perfect cup of tea let me just give that a quick sample that's pretty good that is actually a pretty good cup of tea.  I'm very happy with how that turned out and now after that you should be feeling refreshed and also safe in the knowledge that our Dark Lord all, has already is among us once again and there we are less gentlemen as the dark shadow of evil once again spreads across the world cloaking us in eternal night.  I've been Emma Wilson this has been many a true nerd and this has been a quick how-to guide to how to make the perfect cup of tea thank you very much and goodbye .